Throughout my two years of 365 I've gotten a lot of weird messages and it is to be expected because that's what happens when you put yourself out there. Though I've gotten one in the past week that just makes me have to write. I recently posted a photo of me showing off my new hair color while wearing a plaid shirt, key words plaid shirt. Next day I got a message basically stating: YOU ARE SOOOO SEXY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE PLAID SHIRTS WILL YOU SEND ME SOME PHOTOS TO MY EMAIL!!!!
I mean I'm flattered for the first bit but then…wha? I don't bash on people fetish's (except feet, that's just fucking weird) and I'm not here but it just surprised me and made me think back to all the odd messages I've seen and thought I should lay out some guide lines.
- DONT USE CAPS (basics of the internet and honestly are you trying to make me imagine your yelling because your ready to jizz all over your keyboard? That's just a mess.)
- AlSo DoNt TaLk LiKe ThIs (come on what the fuck?)
- Don't say "In my country we find it sexy" (Do you really think that's going to change my mind? Really?)
- Don't immediately send links to photos telling me to pose like this when the person in the photos are holding out their cock (Though I'm not surprised that I get mistaken for a tranny on Flickr, I used to wear a binder in some photos, it just gets downright annoying sometimes)
- Don't start the conversation with a photo of your cock (common sense! And please stop taking your nudes in the bathroom be a man and go out in your front lawn)
One last thing...
When leaving a comment on photos of someone you don't know:
"mmmmmmmmmmmm sexxxxxxxxxy" Unacceptable
"That's sexy!" Acceptable
Although the first is flattering it is only so when it's from someone I know in that way already.
I feel like slightly defending them though because I suppose they do this in the hope that they will get the response back of, "oh fuck yes im soooooo into that!!!" Unfortunately the rest of the world sees it as really creepy pervs. Pervs are great they really are but there's a line like in so many things that once it's crossed you are now that dude who mumbles to himself, has semen encrusted on his pants, and smells like foul B.O. Take it one step at a time lads, one step at a time.